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peroni 3:56 Tue Oct 20
Dog-Sitter needed in Tuscany

Short-notice, and a long shot, I know, but if anyone fancies an all-expenses paid trip to Italy, I need a live-in dog-sitter from this Thursday 22nd to Wednesday 28th October.

I'll buy the flights, pick you up from Pisa airport and supply all food and booze, before dropping you back at Pisa airport next Wednesday.

WHO mail me if anyone can help.

Northern Sold 1:03 Wed Oct 21
Re: Dog-Sitter needed in Tuscany

I would have done this but the Black Lab is very jealous and would not have spoken to me for months...

Honest Hammer 12:42 Wed Oct 21
Re: Dog-Sitter needed in Tuscany

If I had the leave I'd be all over this

BenitoWHU 9:59 Tue Oct 20
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Is this for real? I'm freelancing at the, so can work from anywhere with wifi.

peroni 9:56 Tue Oct 20
Re: Dog-Sitter needed in Tuscany

Haha GD

I actually thought of you when starting this thread. She's been spayed mate. Also, she's my 3rd Bulldog but far and away the most runty! Sweetest thing ever, but couldn't get laid in a (dog) brothel.

Gruesome Dump 9:50 Tue Oct 20
Re: Dog-Sitter needed in Tuscany

Feme bulldog? 22nd?

Can I bring Bruce (male bulldog, big willy)...?

Scraper 6:42 Tue Oct 20
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*Checks calendar*

gph 6:37 Tue Oct 20
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I'll do this next time, when I've got solid evidence that Hairy, and all of Hairy, made it back to the UK

North Bank 5:28 Tue Oct 20
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What and miss us tearing the Russians a new one, another time

Steve P 5:21 Tue Oct 20
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I'd have done this, but I'm not available until December and I'm allergic to dogs.

:^(

Fifth Column 5:19 Tue Oct 20
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Oh to be young again... I'd jump at the chance to do this if it weren't for work, kids, mortgage, Mrs, life...

Nurse Ratched 5:17 Tue Oct 20
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(Better looking than me, though)

Nurse Ratched 5:16 Tue Oct 20
Re: Dog-Sitter needed in Tuscany

Yeah, we were separated at birth


(Panch was the after-birth)

Pancho 5:08 Tue Oct 20
Re: Dog-Sitter needed in Tuscany

Are you suggesting Panch is Nurse Spotter?

Mr Polite 5:00 Tue Oct 20
Re: Dog-Sitter needed in Tuscany

I'd be well up for this if I wasn't busy at work.




Mind you, if you get the young Spanish girl to come back i'd happily sack off work...

HairySpotter 4:59 Tue Oct 20
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Did you forget to log in and out again?

Nurse Ratched 4:56 Tue Oct 20
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I have no idea where you get this idea I am difficult to please. Baffles me.

Pancho 4:51 Tue Oct 20
Re: Dog-Sitter needed in Tuscany

Oh the irony!

Nurse Ratched 4:51 Tue Oct 20
Re: Dog-Sitter needed in Tuscany

You mock when I use proper English and mourn when I use slang.

You are very difficult to please.

Son of Anarchy 4:48 Tue Oct 20
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Nurse you might find a young italian lover over there.

Pancho 4:47 Tue Oct 20
Re: Dog-Sitter needed in Tuscany

"I would be all over this"

*blinks*

Oh my poor Nurse, what have they done to you.

Next thing you'll be calling gph "SON"

Nurse Ratched 4:45 Tue Oct 20
Re: Dog-Sitter needed in Tuscany

I would be all over this if it was cats.

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